• Free Nuggets for a Year!

    Thursday, April 13, 2017

    You don't know him. But you can totally help break a world record!

    I don't know Carter Wilkerson. But I'm willing to guess he's a wishful-lad, probably on a budget, and has a sense of humor. He decided to see what Wendy's would say, if anything at all, by tweetin 'em to see what it'd take to get some free food lovin'... AND THEY REPLIED!! With a pretty hefty challenge. They'll give him a years worth of chicken nuggets, free, IF; he gets 13 MILLION retweets on Twitter!

    Now in the short history of Twitter & the re-tweet game, Ellen's Oscar celeb-crowd pic has the record with 3+ million RE's... so I'm saying', Why NOT help him out?!

    Dude asked. Wendy's replied with a mic drop. Challenge accepted! ...Good luck, Carter! (If it happens, I got a good friend that's a cardiologist!)

    For the Over Sharer in Your Life

    Monday, April 10, 2017

    Got one of those loud, cellphone-talkers in your life?? I think we can all think of a few certain someones we wish this new gadget on!Behold! The first cell-phone muzzle that not only helps keep the surprise-party deets an actual secret, and also ups your intimidation-game; looking like a cross between Batman villain Bane & Hannibal Lecter! This thing called the HushMe... basically cellphone gag we've all wished for, for everyone else!


    BEST Summer Job, Ever!

    Tuesday, March 21, 2017

    [STATIC-SQUELCH]"Thank you for choosing Wendy's. Would you like to try our new bacon-double-cheeseburger?"

    Now THAT's a professionally delivered line from one of my first summer jobs. -- Humble beginnings; Ain't no shame!! 

    But it's never too early to start looking for that summer job. Shoot, you might ask about a 3-month sabbatical from your current gig & apply for this one! Because ALL summer jobs will forever pale in comparison to this, if you've got the BEST 60-seconds! 

    Let me flash-card the high-lights:

    • 3 month gig
    • $10 G's a month
    • travel the world
    • crash in multi-million dolla vacate homes

    Now, I've never stayed in even ONE multi-thousand dollar joint. So I may be just a little giddy at the thought. The application is ridiculously easy - 60-sec video of you, saying why you're the best candidate! Seriously. That's it! Why not? I mean, worst-case, they say "No"!? ...nothing ventured, nothing gained my friends. If you're down, peep the official posting before March 30th!


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