Dec 12 2011
Some Christmas Songs! "Wolfgang the Christmas Wombat", "My (Real) Favorite Things, and "Sad Christmas"

You:  "I'm looking for a woefully under-produced Christmas song about a wombat."

Me:  "Here's 'Wolfgang the Christmas Wombat'!"

You:  "But I'm also looking for a version of 'My Favorite Things' that pretty much makes no sense."

Me:  "Here's a version of 'My Favorite Things' that pretty much makes no sense."

You:  "But I'm also looking for an accidentally Neil Diamond-esque song that's kinda like, 'The Christmas Shoes', except way more stupid."

Me:  "I give you 'Sad Christmas'."

You:  "What about an awesome picture of a penguin in an excruciatingly tight turtleneck sweater?"

Me:  "Uh... c'mon, man, I don't have everyth-"

You:  "I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT RIGHT NOW."

Me:  "Sheesh."

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12/12/2011 7:09:31 PM
Suzanne United States
Suzanne
My daughter and I heard "Sad Christmas" on the radio and were laughing so hard, we had to share (three days later) with the rest of the clan.  Thanks for making the whole family laugh!
12/12/2011 7:51:44 PM
Susan United States
Susan
So, how do we get thee again? Smile
12/12/2011 8:10:13 PM
Andrew United States
Andrew
"Wolfgang the Christmas Wombat" is my absolute fav!!
12/12/2011 8:29:19 PM
brant United States
brant
You can right-click on the links, and select "download file", if'n you want to do that.
12/12/2011 9:00:56 PM
Heather United States
Heather
Now I have a new Christmas album on my iPod called "A Brant Hanson Christmas!" Love it!!! Thanks
12/12/2011 9:13:23 PM
Jason United States
Jason
YEAH!!!!  THIS IS AWESOME!!! NEED MORE SONGS!!! Smile  I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS LIKE I'M 90 YEARS OLD!!!
12/12/2011 10:15:38 PM
Cheese Doodle Bandit United States
Cheese Doodle Bandit
Ha ha!  Okay, here's my question.  How come you sound like you're just goofing around and can't really sing on the first two songs, but sound so good in "Sad Christmas"??
12/13/2011 4:17:58 AM
Ken Hagerman(The Barba) Paraguay
Ken Hagerman(The Barba)
These are from the "I'll be committed for Christmas" album aren't they? That one is second only to "I'm dreaming of a house-arrest Christmas" as my favorite. The cameo by Lindsey Lohan, awesome.

Thanks Brant.
12/13/2011 12:33:43 PM
Lora United States
Lora
I want a picture of a wombat dressed like Santa!
12/13/2011 1:58:34 PM
Travis United States
Travis
You gotta get some ID3 tags in them there MP3 files, so it doesn't seem so anonymous when we share these songs on Facebook! (Then again, it makes 'em look more sketchy... which might just be your goal. I stand corrected, sir!)
12/13/2011 4:00:35 PM
liz United States
liz
so I just listen to the wombat song with my mother it is was very funny thank you Bryant
12/13/2011 4:15:21 PM
liz United States
liz
That poor penguin it just goes to show how much damage a oil spill can do it's sad Frown (
animal lover)
12/13/2011 5:34:05 PM
sarah United States
sarah
Loved the songs. Brant should team up with Larry from "Veggie Tales" and make an album. "Silly Songs With Brant and Larry"
12/13/2011 10:10:02 PM
Cheese Doodle Bandit United States
Cheese Doodle Bandit
Great idea, Sarah!
12/13/2011 10:25:28 PM
Janell United States
Janell
This is so great! Thanks for the fun laughs!
12/14/2011 1:14:42 PM
marina United States
marina
Brant,

just want to let you know that your "Wombat" word is so dorky!.....keep up the great job! ...I always get a kick out of listening to you and your funny thoughts and the way how you get them across.......God Bless....Marina
12/14/2011 1:44:16 PM
Thomas United States
Thomas
Pretty good Brant! I like the odd stuff! I have a "less than good" attiude towards christmas. Im ready for it to be over..
12/15/2011 7:52:29 AM
Keenan United States
Keenan
Thanks Brant. You make me laugh. I look forward to your blog every day. Great songs, I like the Sad Christmas song.
12/15/2011 1:34:52 PM
Caleb United States
Caleb
OOOHHH NOOO!!! NO, NO, NO! Oh man, this is bad, this is bad, this is REALLY BAD! YOU FORGOT TO MENTION YOUR WIFE! I can see it now, his epitaph is gonna read, "He forgot to mention his wife on his List of Favorite Things." Been nice knowin' ya, Brant.
12/15/2011 3:47:33 PM
liz United States
liz
so I just heard your football joke that was great
thank you
12/15/2011 9:08:59 PM
Tony United States
Tony
Brant, please don't take this offensively but please, do not do another hunger game thing on Facebook without warning me about how Facebook blocks users who comment too much.  However, other than that mishap you are still the coolest radio personality in the history of living creatures
12/16/2011 12:48:35 PM
Delilah United States
Delilah
I was going to call air1 to win a prize but I chickened out and someone else called but oh well mabey next time.

                    God Bless, Delilah
12/16/2011 12:53:40 PM
Delilah United States
Delilah
Hi Brant its so funny when you say that ur gandolf how ever u spell it but is funny
   God Bless, Delilah
12/16/2011 1:34:50 PM
wolfpa United States
wolfpa
To answer the math question.  All things are possible with God.  But you can't use any manmade object/machine to finish the 2mi trip at an average of 60mph.You've already used up your 2 minutes on the 1st mile.
12/16/2011 8:26:51 PM
Ki United States
Ki
ok- BEST
POST
EVER
... although you start to wonder about the penguin in the turtleneck part... what do you google to find these things exactly??? Tong Brant you make me laugh every day I miss having you on after school Cry
12/16/2011 8:27:49 PM
Ki United States
Ki
@Caleb hahaha I like that Smile that's good. Laughing
12/18/2011 8:06:02 PM
Elisa United States
Elisa
I emailed my sisters and friends about this one. So good Brat, thanks so much. Best laugh I've had in a while. And btw my mom liked it, that means you're awesome!!!!! Of course, I already knew that.
12/18/2011 8:06:46 PM
Elisa United States
Elisa
Wow, typo. Sorry! I really meant Brant.
12/19/2011 8:54:14 AM
margie United States
margie
brant,

you are a amazing singer thanks for all the great songs!!
12/29/2011 2:33:00 PM
Ki United States
Ki
all i have to comment is Smile.
12/30/2011 2:46:37 PM
Ki United States
Ki
@sarah about your veggie tales comment: I am in full agreement!
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1/7/2012 9:34:00 PM
AVT United States
AVT
Brant,

Oh, wow, you really cheered me up! I was having quite a bad day, and then I listen to this. I replayed "My Favorite Things" about 6 times (mkae that 7)! Oh, you are so hilarious, and I'm so glad I get to listen to you after school with my mom and brother, and the people we carpool with. ^^ You know, I have a couple favorite things in common with you! (Who doesn't want a robot army that will hail you as king/queen?)
You always brighten up my day, thanks so much, Brant!

Bless you..
~AVT
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