Jan 09 2012
My Actual Brain: This Should Answer Some Questions

Here's an actual photo of my brain.  (Actual conversation:  "Do you want to keep a digital copy of your MRI scan?" Me:  "You're offering me a photo of the inside of my head...?  THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.")

And, to answer your unspoken questions:

1. Yes, I have one.

2. No, it's not entirely hooked up right.

3. Yes, but everybody's tongue is apparently monstrous, too.