Here's an actual photo of my brain. (Actual conversation: "Do you want to keep a digital copy of your MRI scan?" Me: "You're offering me a photo of the inside of my head...? THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.")
And, to answer your unspoken questions:
1. Yes, I have one.
2. No, it's not entirely hooked up right.
3. Yes, but everybody's tongue is apparently monstrous, too.
